Friday, February 29, 2008

TAG I'm it!

Here are a few things that you may not know about me. (Although if you were at game night, it can't be much!)

Jobs I have had:
1. Wal-Mart
2. LDS Church Office- Membership
3. Eddie Bauer
4. Cracker Barrel
5. Last but not least, and certainly the most imporant, a MOM.

All the Places I have lived:
1. Rexburg, ID
2. Salt Lake City, UT
3. Tooele, UT
4. Boston, MA
5. Las Vegas, NV

4 Favorite Movies:
1. The Ultimate Gift
2. The Guardian
3. Enchanted

4 Favorite Foods
1. Mexican
2. Pizza
3. Homemade Bread
4. Roast cooked in the crock-pot all day.

4 Weird things about me
1. I used to have a really funny red, upside down heart-shaped mole on my face, until it started to affect my self image and I had it removed. lol :)
2. People always automatically assume I can speak spanish I guess because of my dark hair and eyes. It's kind of nice though, I get free drinks at Amigos Tacos all the time.
3. If my house gets too messy, I get really claustrophobic and feel like I am going to hyperventilate.

4 TV Shows
1. American Idol
2. Dancing With The Stars
3. ER
4. Days Of Our Lives

4 Places I would love to go
1. Disneyland with my husband and kids.
2. Hawaii
3. Europe
4. Church History Tour

People I am tagging, anyone that hasn't done this yet!

IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO WOMEN:

I got this e mail from my Aunt Linda and laughed my head off when I read it. Just thought I would share...


You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans.

And then the thieves struck again. My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts -stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted,' look again - it was lifted from you!

THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night. WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P.S., Last year I thought someone had stolen my boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.

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