Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Forecast: Sunny, Hot, and Tornado?

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Tornado Strikes Las Vegas Girls Bedroom

A rare phenomenon occurred today as a tornado struck a house in Las Vegas, causing damage to only one room. The room belongs to little, almost four year old, Samantha Veenendaal. Authorities are adamant that this occurrence is rare, but worry that it could happen again. They believe that there is a mysterious force present in the room that invites disasters to occur, such as the tornado that struck today. The family is, of course, concerned about the problem, and would welcome any advice on how to prevent such traumatic events from happening again. One suggestion: Blow up the room and everything in it.